Why The Russian Language May Be a Clever Hoax

This story stars Olga ("Olga" is a pseudonym to protect the woman from Shakespeare-loving Britons), an idealistic and musically-voiced schoolgirl who left Russia to bring Light to the savages in the British Isles. I first heard her on British audio tapes, declaring in her comic tones, "This summer I am going to England to teach Our Shakespeare (nash Shakespeare) to the British." Somehow, she quickly found reason to transfer to America, and led many of us to startling discoveries about the Russian language.