Aliens, Cannibals, and Witches

This is an ebook of 18 humorous stories and poems. Six of these are sprinkled among the "If You Like To Laugh" volumes, but it may be worth it to download "Aliens, Cannibals, and Witches" just to understand the all-consuming love of Maddie in "I love Lucy" or the twisted seductions of the German legend "Lorelei". "A Giant Spaceship In Ohio" revisits a true-life incident. "The Ship That Sailed When Ice Was Warm" details the great wisdom of a famous starship captain. The favorite alien of Sicilians, Romans, and Napolitans appears here. There is also a song meant for the late Johnny Cash: a man cries out from Death Row, "All I Did Was Throw Some Water". There is that alien traveler whose picture fans across the Internet each time Halloween nears. But if you would rather avoid "Aliens, Cannibals, and Witches", there advice in "Nelly, Don't Use The Word Call".