Another Bite of the Apple

This story like all the others isn’t drug induced like some people seem to think, it’s natural ‘Bizarro’ talent. It can be a burden though, because when people find out that I’m naturally talented they insist on buying you drinks and either nuts or crisps. I’m now an alcoholic who crunches in cheese and onion when I walk; I have my legions of fans to thank for that. I do have a nut allergy though which is pretty handy i.e. I’m allergic to nutters. The secret to finding nutters is don’t look, they find you. It is said that like attracts like; so why am I attracting so many nutters when I’m so sensible? I actually know the answer i.e. the universe law is wrong. It must be?

This work is a look at what might happen if there’s another ‘big bang’. Why was it a ‘big bang’ if there was no one or anything around to hear it? This time Eve comes down first complete with a special talent; a special female’s talent which has everything to make the world a better place this time around. Actually, she is called Ave and the man who drew the short straw is called Edam. Edam is there to enjoy himself and has the job of a repair man. Poor God has a challenging time. There is temptation provided by a priest. And of course there’s a serpent; it wouldn’t be the same without one.
I expect lots of fan mail from female readers, but please don’t send flowers, chocolates or underwear as I have drawers full of the stuff i.e. underwear. I see that a lot of you wear boxers? Are they more comfortable or something?