Fracula and Hamkenstein

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Fracula and Hamkenstein by Frankie Lassut, Frankie Lassut
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Author: Frankie Lassut ISBN: 9780463274392
Publisher: Frankie Lassut Publication: July 15, 2018
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Frankie Lassut
ISBN: 9780463274392
Publisher: Frankie Lassut
Publication: July 15, 2018
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Strange noises were heard last night at the graves of Mary Shelley and Bram Stoker. The sounds were a sort of banging and thumping said witnesses who were holding Black Magic ceremonies nearby; very popular these days with black magic ceremony kits being so cheap at the Pound Shop.
It is thought that Mary and Bram were turning in their graves after hearing that some author has written a tongue-in-cheeky ‘tribute’ to them. They, not being very happy with this actually got a copy (please don’t ask how; it’s complicated … ok, from the pound shop at midnight). However, after reading it, they both realised that the work is brilliant, and everyone should read it.
How did they read with no eyes?
I’ve no i-dea.

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Strange noises were heard last night at the graves of Mary Shelley and Bram Stoker. The sounds were a sort of banging and thumping said witnesses who were holding Black Magic ceremonies nearby; very popular these days with black magic ceremony kits being so cheap at the Pound Shop.
It is thought that Mary and Bram were turning in their graves after hearing that some author has written a tongue-in-cheeky ‘tribute’ to them. They, not being very happy with this actually got a copy (please don’t ask how; it’s complicated … ok, from the pound shop at midnight). However, after reading it, they both realised that the work is brilliant, and everyone should read it.
How did they read with no eyes?
I’ve no i-dea.

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