A Bizarre Collection of Male Cat's Doodah's

I really do hope that these writings are bizarre enough for you, because they’re ‘normal’ to me.
They’re normal entertainment (which is why I have few friends and can only see them when it’s visiting times’ and then they’re ‘normally’ drugged up. I’ve visited them before and been mistaken for one of them … not pretty.
That’s the trouble with being a bizarro writer (I can’t help it), but anything normal that I write seems bland. Normal is a funny word to describe anything with; know what it means? Well. Today is your lucky day, because I’m going to tell you (that’s actually bloody nice of me, don’t you think?)
Normal is made from one English and one French word i.e. no and mal i.e. normal (stick in an R and you’ve got it!). So, what does it mean? It means No Sickness (no malady).
Malade? Well, ‘mad’ is short for that. How do I know? Well, I’ve researched it all.
So, you may have normal writing …
And you may have bizzare writing …
I prefer bizarre for two reasons, 1/ that’s what flows easiest to me.
2/ it’s easy to write.
Ok, I’m finished now (the nurse has come in with my little coloured pills).
Bye, bye for now.