A Bizarre Collection of Bonzo Dog's Doodah's

We hope you enjoy these little pieces as much as Frankie enjoyed writing them.
Well, ok … he was locked in the cellar at he time. It’s a good job he likes being locked down there. Down there with Cedric, who seems to like him.
Cedric is a gorilla, a male silverback, from the local zoo, who was so loving that the zoo had to get rid of him. Cedric would act all innocent, and when the male keeper came in to feed him … erm, Cedric would have his wicked way with him. There’s a great photograph of Cedric with the only keeper who enjoyed the experience. They’re both looking at the camera; and smiling. So, we kept that keeper.
Well, we think the keeper is smiling, so that must be a tear of happiness coming from his eye?
Do you have a good mental picture of that? Now you know what a great life Frankie has. The gorilla is now in a sanctuary burnt out (Frankie’s ok … smiles a lot).