Stupid Laws & Lawyers

Hilarious US & UK Laws plus genuine attorney statements

See the funny side of lawyers and laws with this entertaining book.  Discover crazy laws by US State, or ones for the UK.  Read genuine attorney reports and things said in court, including witness statements, polished off with some lawyer-based jokes.

Read true attorney reports such as:

Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”
Witness: “By death.”
Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”

Lawyer: “What happened then?”
Witness: “He told me, he says, ‘I have to kill you because you can identify me.’”
Lawyer: “Did he kill you?”
Witness: “No.”

Lawyer: “Do you drink when you’re on duty?”
Witness: “I don’t drink when I’m on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.”

Lawyer: “Could you see him from where you were standing?”
Witness: “I could see his head.”
Lawyer: “And where was his head?”
Witness: “Just above his shoulders.”