How to Start Your Own Religion
Form a Church, Gain Followers, Become Tax-Exempt, and Sway the Minds of Millions in Five Easy Steps
Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
| Author: | Philip Athans | ISBN: | 9781440538827 |
| Publisher: | Adams Media | Publication: | May 18, 2012 |
| Imprint: | Adams Media | Language: | English |
| Author: | Philip Athans |
| ISBN: | 9781440538827 |
| Publisher: | Adams Media |
| Publication: | May 18, 2012 |
| Imprint: | Adams Media |
| Language: | English |
Yes, world domination and eternal adoration can be yours!
"The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion."
-Attributed to L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology
Wouldn't you like to control countless worshippers with a single word? To call forth bountiful offerings of gold and silver? Wouldn't you love to make your acolytes bow in awe of your greatness?
Starting a new religion can be fun and profitable. You'll laugh along with Philip Athans (founder, leader, and sole member of the Church of Phil), as he shows you how to:
- Gather the flock and keep 'em coming back for more
- Organize mysterious and complex rituals
- Interrogate (or just ridicule) the hell out of nonbelievers
- Recruit celebrity spokespeople, from Tom Cruise to Uma Thurman
If you've ever felt the need to sacrifice on an altar beneath a blood-red moon, or just make Friday a holy day (three-day weekend, anyone?), this is the only sacred creed you need.
Live long and prosper.
Yes, world domination and eternal adoration can be yours!
"The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion."
-Attributed to L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology
Wouldn't you like to control countless worshippers with a single word? To call forth bountiful offerings of gold and silver? Wouldn't you love to make your acolytes bow in awe of your greatness?
Starting a new religion can be fun and profitable. You'll laugh along with Philip Athans (founder, leader, and sole member of the Church of Phil), as he shows you how to:
- Gather the flock and keep 'em coming back for more
- Organize mysterious and complex rituals
- Interrogate (or just ridicule) the hell out of nonbelievers
- Recruit celebrity spokespeople, from Tom Cruise to Uma Thurman
If you've ever felt the need to sacrifice on an altar beneath a blood-red moon, or just make Friday a holy day (three-day weekend, anyone?), this is the only sacred creed you need.
Live long and prosper.
