Funny Phrases
Ideal funny phrases and quotes for Social Networking websites
Nonfiction, Entertainment, Theatre, Comedy, Humour & Comedy, Performing Arts
| Author: | Andrew Bolan | ISBN: | 1230000191284 |
| Publisher: | Vindo Books | Publication: | October 19, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Andrew Bolan |
| ISBN: | 1230000191284 |
| Publisher: | Vindo Books |
| Publication: | October 19, 2013 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
Conveniently divided into sets of 20 random phrases, quotes and comments, you'll be laughing at all of them (well, probably!).
Examples:
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
When you give and don't expect anything back that's love. But if you give and expect a return it's an investment.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Life is what you have while you are waiting to have one.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do.
To find the person you can truly trust, look no further than the nearest mirror.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
and hundreds more!
Conveniently divided into sets of 20 random phrases, quotes and comments, you'll be laughing at all of them (well, probably!).
Examples:
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
All work and no play, will make you a manager.
When you give and don't expect anything back that's love. But if you give and expect a return it's an investment.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
Life is what you have while you are waiting to have one.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn't do.
To find the person you can truly trust, look no further than the nearest mirror.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
and hundreds more!
