A Surreal History Of America

 I know I might look like I’m stoned out of my mind but I’m not. And believe it or not this is what I’ve looked like for most of my life.

You see, I gave up smoking marijuana the day the U.S. government figured out how to test our urine for THC.

And so, in my latter years I’ve found ways to get high on life itself! And now I want to share with you what I’m sure will be an interesting viewpoint on American history.