Zack Arnstein: 3 books
The Dogma of Rufus
A Canine Guide to Eating, Sleeping, Digging, Slobbering, Scratching, and Surviving with Humans
Language: English
Release Date: August 1, 2013
So, you’ve been ripped out from your mother’s paws and taken in by a strange family of humans that has kids who insist on flapping your floppy ears and dressing you up like a ladybug. These new human-folk are trying to “teach” you things, like sitting or not ripping apart their fun-looking...
Cleopatra's Confessions
A Feline Guide to Coping with Dogs, Humans, and Other Pointless Interruptions to a Good Nap
Language: English
Release Date: January 27, 2015
A cat takes some valuable time out of her sleeping schedule to explain a few things.
As a cat, the author of this book has much advice and wisdom to share with felines and humans, alike. Humans do, after all, have a purpose in this world: providing high-quality cat food, both wet and dry, as...
The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion
Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other Ways to Protect Your Family
Language: English
Release Date: September 1, 2007
We all know how our government is fighting global terrorism, but what are you doing to help? Probably not much.The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion can change that. It’s the definitive guide to how you can be a soldier in the War on Terrorism without having to leave your kitchen. This illustrated...