The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion
Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other Ways to Protect Your Family
Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
| Author: | Zack Arnstein, Larry Arnstein | ISBN: | 9781595808592 |
| Publisher: | Santa Monica Press | Publication: | September 1, 2007 |
| Imprint: | Santa Monica Press | Language: | English |
| Author: | Zack Arnstein, Larry Arnstein |
| ISBN: | 9781595808592 |
| Publisher: | Santa Monica Press |
| Publication: | September 1, 2007 |
| Imprint: | Santa Monica Press |
| Language: | English |
We all know how our government is fighting global terrorism, but what are you doing to help? Probably not much.
The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion can change that. It’s the definitive guide to how you can be a soldier in the War on Terrorism without having to leave your kitchen. This illustrated manual will expertly train you and your entire family in:
Spying on your neighbors
Turning common household objects into useful terror-fighting weapons
Baking your way to homeland security
Making your antiterrorism drills more kid friendly
Planting booby traps and land mines in your home and garden
Strategic mail-opening strategies
Making your own color-coded terrorism alert chart
From the moment you get up in the morning (at a different time every day to keep attackers off balance!) to your final closet and under-the-bed check at night, you’ll want to keep The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion close at hand. (In fact, if you don’t buy this book, you are acting in a suspicious manner, in our opinion!)
The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion can change that. It’s the definitive guide to how you can be a soldier in the War on Terrorism without having to leave your kitchen. This illustrated manual will expertly train you and your entire family in:
Spying on your neighbors
Turning common household objects into useful terror-fighting weapons
Baking your way to homeland security
Making your antiterrorism drills more kid friendly
Planting booby traps and land mines in your home and garden
Strategic mail-opening strategies
Making your own color-coded terrorism alert chart
From the moment you get up in the morning (at a different time every day to keep attackers off balance!) to your final closet and under-the-bed check at night, you’ll want to keep The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion close at hand. (In fact, if you don’t buy this book, you are acting in a suspicious manner, in our opinion!)
We all know how our government is fighting global terrorism, but what are you doing to help? Probably not much.
The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion can change that. It’s the definitive guide to how you can be a soldier in the War on Terrorism without having to leave your kitchen. This illustrated manual will expertly train you and your entire family in:
Spying on your neighbors
Turning common household objects into useful terror-fighting weapons
Baking your way to homeland security
Making your antiterrorism drills more kid friendly
Planting booby traps and land mines in your home and garden
Strategic mail-opening strategies
Making your own color-coded terrorism alert chart
From the moment you get up in the morning (at a different time every day to keep attackers off balance!) to your final closet and under-the-bed check at night, you’ll want to keep The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion close at hand. (In fact, if you don’t buy this book, you are acting in a suspicious manner, in our opinion!)
The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion can change that. It’s the definitive guide to how you can be a soldier in the War on Terrorism without having to leave your kitchen. This illustrated manual will expertly train you and your entire family in:
Spying on your neighbors
Turning common household objects into useful terror-fighting weapons
Baking your way to homeland security
Making your antiterrorism drills more kid friendly
Planting booby traps and land mines in your home and garden
Strategic mail-opening strategies
Making your own color-coded terrorism alert chart
From the moment you get up in the morning (at a different time every day to keep attackers off balance!) to your final closet and under-the-bed check at night, you’ll want to keep The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion close at hand. (In fact, if you don’t buy this book, you are acting in a suspicious manner, in our opinion!)
