Cleopatra's Confessions

A Feline Guide to Coping with Dogs, Humans, and Other Pointless Interruptions to a Good Nap

Nonfiction, Science & Nature, Pets, Cats, Home & Garden, Nature
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Author: Cleopatra J. Cat, Larry Arnstein, Zack Arnstein, Joey Arnstein ISBN: 9781629149059
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Publication: January 27, 2015
Imprint: Skyhorse Publishing Language: English
Author: Cleopatra J. Cat, Larry Arnstein, Zack Arnstein, Joey Arnstein
ISBN: 9781629149059
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
Publication: January 27, 2015
Imprint: Skyhorse Publishing
Language: English

A cat takes some valuable time out of her sleeping schedule to explain a few things.

As a cat, the author of this book has much advice and wisdom to share with felines and humans, alike. Humans do, after all, have a purpose in this world: providing high-quality cat food, both wet and dry, as well as the Minimum Daily Cat Requirement of petting (no less than two hours), and a good Sleep Environment including comfortable chairs, couches, beds, countertops, and a variety of floor surfaces. Carpeting is required not only as an Essential Sleep Option, but also for puking on.

This wise and wide-ranging book contains detailed tips from Cleopatra J. Cat to her fellow felines, including such useful chapters as “Basic Sleeping,” “Intermediate Sleeping,” “Dogs: Why?” and “Humans: Smarter than Birds, Not as Smart as Dolphins.”

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A cat takes some valuable time out of her sleeping schedule to explain a few things.

As a cat, the author of this book has much advice and wisdom to share with felines and humans, alike. Humans do, after all, have a purpose in this world: providing high-quality cat food, both wet and dry, as well as the Minimum Daily Cat Requirement of petting (no less than two hours), and a good Sleep Environment including comfortable chairs, couches, beds, countertops, and a variety of floor surfaces. Carpeting is required not only as an Essential Sleep Option, but also for puking on.

This wise and wide-ranging book contains detailed tips from Cleopatra J. Cat to her fellow felines, including such useful chapters as “Basic Sleeping,” “Intermediate Sleeping,” “Dogs: Why?” and “Humans: Smarter than Birds, Not as Smart as Dolphins.”

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