You F'Coffee Sir?!!!

Book 1 - The Real Air Hostesses Handbook.

'You F'Coffee Sir?!!!'...

Aaah, a much loved and well-used line in a highly pressured pressurised cabin! Aim that at your least favourite passenger and he won't even know he's being insulted! And so our protege's training begins.

You are about to be taken on a real mind journey more exciting and interesting  than any regular flight.
Our image is iconic, our job one of the best in the world for fun and good times, and no one can tell it like we can.

This is our own unique story, filled with immense detail, laugh out loud mad situations, and insider secrets.
It's a modern and up to date look at the history of our profession, and life as flying best friends, and our experience as "Real Air Hostesses."

What do fun loving young women with an incredible amount of freedom get up to today?
Find out with our cheeky commentary on life as we travel the globe and brace yourself for our irreverent jibes at those we encounter as we do so. Bridget Jones, we salute you, but your life is very dull compared to ours!