You Can't Make This Shit Up!

Have you ever been in a bar and overheard some half-drunk telling what sounded like a pretty amazing or perhaps humorous story?

Or eavesdropped on some loudmouth at another table in a restaurant pontificating about the state of the world?

If you secretly enjoyed those experiences, you need to read Zvi Enav's ranting and ravings in "You Can't Make This Shit Up!".

The (until now) unknown author, who moonlights as an unknown (except to his creditors) businessman, has decided after 65 years and millions of airline bonus miles, to emerge from the closet (currently a very "in" thing) and reveal personal experiences that have contributed to the warped sense of humor and political incorrectness, irreverently expressed in this easy to read (with adjustable font sizes), wannabe masterpiece. As explained in the introduction to the book, the author "has made every effort possible to equally dish out comments that might insult or affront every race, religion, Fortune 500 company, sexual orientation, sexual disorientation, ethnic background, accent, gender, skin color, hair color, eye color, weight, height, or disability that existed or currently exists in our galaxy."

Here's what they're saying after reading "You can't make this shit up!":

"A Kosher style mixture of Anthony Bourdain and George Carlin."

-Bob Miller, Industrial Designer, whiskey drinker.

"I always thought my good friend Zvi was crazy, now I know it for sure."

-Mike Russo, Entrepreneur, Single Malt Scotch drinker.

"It's great! Read it more or less straight through. A little bit of Zvi in every paragraph... I could almost hear you talking... well done, mate."

-Kirk Austin, The Kaptain, Author, Musician, gin drinker.

"Hilarious!!!  I've never laughed so much. They almost threw me off the plane!
I can't wait for the sequel or the funeral arrangements, whatever's first!

You Really Can't Make This Shit Up!  Loved it!!!"

-Dave Miller, CEO PJ88, Heineken, gin, and fine wines drinker.

 "Enjoyed this book! It was like going to a good comedy show where you laugh and afterwards can't remember the jokes.  While reading, I could hear Jackie Mason and

Buddy Hackett in my head"
 -Les Leech, Engineer, Inventor, whichever pub beer is on special sale drinker.

"Sat down with a cocktail and started reading. By the last chapter (and 4th cocktail), It was laugh out loud funny."

-Bill Hulse, Cocktail drinker.

"Poses many of life’s questions that others may or may not even think, let alone say out loud - and question & bring to light life’s oddities/insanities, which many people don’t take the time to stop to do – and all in a very amusing, and sometimes chilling, manner. Nothing like a sufficiently twisted mind to give us interesting twists on life and make us think twice about whatever atrocities we are about to commit.  Thanks for keeping it real – and real entertaining."

-Grace Newman, Marketing Director, refused to divulge what or how much she drinks.

"Please read this book so you can understand what I have to put up with every day!

Thank God for Jack Daniels!"

-Zeny Enav, The author's wife, Jack and coke drinker.