Wizards and Hard Drugs

Duff Clifford is the least likable twenty five year old, or maybe even person, in all of Ohio. He drinks, does drugs, smells bad and lives with his parents. Trust me, his parents are none to thrilled about this fact either, hence why they forced him to find a job so he could save money to move out. But the factory he gets a job at has something strange going on. Something...magical.

It's wizards. The magical thing is wizards. I mean, you read the title of the book, you know what you're signing on for, here.

In this poorly constructed book that's more a symbol of why it's author should enter therapy then an actual, cohesive story, you'll follow along as Duff gains the powers of an immortal wizard, does drugs, sort of invades France, does more drugs and blows up a liquor shop that he was trying to rob. With magic. Ignore multiple plot holes and tag along with many impossible to relate to characters, and instead enjoy a short, stupid, but funny, book about why some people should never be trusted with any amount of power, let alone that of a mighty wizard.