Author: | Autumn Stephens | ISBN: | 9781609259792 |
Publisher: | Red Wheel Weiser | Publication: | September 1, 2014 |
Imprint: | Conari Press | Language: | English |
Author: | Autumn Stephens |
ISBN: | 9781609259792 |
Publisher: | Red Wheel Weiser |
Publication: | September 1, 2014 |
Imprint: | Conari Press |
Language: | English |
A ribald collection of bon mots on everything from bras to babies, shopping to sex, menopause to men, and politics to parties...
*“I’m everything you were afraid your little girl would grow up to be—and your little boy.” *—Bette Midler
*“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing—and then they marry him.” *—Cher
“I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete.” —Bette Davis
*“You can be up to your boobies in white satin, with gardenias in your hair and no sugar cane for miles, but you can still be working on a plantation.” *—Billie Holiday
*“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.” *—Gilda Radner
These wild words—from strippers, CEOs, poets, senators, and every kind of woman in between—make delectable reading for sassy, untamable, and fabulous women everywher
A ribald collection of bon mots on everything from bras to babies, shopping to sex, menopause to men, and politics to parties...
*“I’m everything you were afraid your little girl would grow up to be—and your little boy.” *—Bette Midler
*“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing—and then they marry him.” *—Cher
“I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete.” —Bette Davis
*“You can be up to your boobies in white satin, with gardenias in your hair and no sugar cane for miles, but you can still be working on a plantation.” *—Billie Holiday
*“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.” *—Gilda Radner
These wild words—from strippers, CEOs, poets, senators, and every kind of woman in between—make delectable reading for sassy, untamable, and fabulous women everywher