Why Oranges Are Apples

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Performing Arts, Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Why Oranges Are Apples by Alistair Ainscott, Rapid-Dynamix Publishing
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Alistair Ainscott ISBN: 9781465806208
Publisher: Rapid-Dynamix Publishing Publication: February 16, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Alistair Ainscott
ISBN: 9781465806208
Publisher: Rapid-Dynamix Publishing
Publication: February 16, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

The Shadow Guy, an inept vampire. The Harbingers of Doom, Death, Destruction, and Other Nasty Things. The Happy Elves, the Pissy Flippin' Bastards, an outlandish pachderm wannabe. A medley of deranged characters assault the stage in this Pythonesque collection of comedy sketches that took the college theater circuit by storm, available as 100% genuine electrons for the first time ever...

Avast! We are the Harbingers of DOOM, DEATH, DESTRUCTION, and Other Nasty Things! You will be consumed by the totality of our unpleasantness, you will be sucked into the maelstrom of our sin...

A Play in Several Farcial Acts of Retching Hilarity, as originally produced at New Voices 9 by the "masque" troupe of Worcester Polytechnic Institute, and performed at numerous other colleges in the United States and Great Britain.

Professionally published writer Alistair Ainscott writes tales of science gone haywire, men gone mad, oddballs gone even odder, twin toddlers run amok, cats doing the things that cats are given to do, and other nefarious goings-on of the mysterious and the unknown.
His fiction has appeared in the professional-paying Penumbra magazine of speculative fiction from Musa Publishing, and he has also studied short fiction with Kristine Kathryn Rusch and Dean Wesley Smith.

For more information about his work, visit alistairainscott dot wordpress dot com.

If you liked this play, you might also like these other stories by Alistair Ainscott:

* The Flies Dropped Dead : A Short Novel
* Five Strange Obsessions: A Five Story Collection
* Captain Disaster and the Twin Terrors of Unholy Matrimony
* Tailor Maidens
* Occupy Stinking America

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

The Shadow Guy, an inept vampire. The Harbingers of Doom, Death, Destruction, and Other Nasty Things. The Happy Elves, the Pissy Flippin' Bastards, an outlandish pachderm wannabe. A medley of deranged characters assault the stage in this Pythonesque collection of comedy sketches that took the college theater circuit by storm, available as 100% genuine electrons for the first time ever...

Avast! We are the Harbingers of DOOM, DEATH, DESTRUCTION, and Other Nasty Things! You will be consumed by the totality of our unpleasantness, you will be sucked into the maelstrom of our sin...

A Play in Several Farcial Acts of Retching Hilarity, as originally produced at New Voices 9 by the "masque" troupe of Worcester Polytechnic Institute, and performed at numerous other colleges in the United States and Great Britain.

Professionally published writer Alistair Ainscott writes tales of science gone haywire, men gone mad, oddballs gone even odder, twin toddlers run amok, cats doing the things that cats are given to do, and other nefarious goings-on of the mysterious and the unknown.
His fiction has appeared in the professional-paying Penumbra magazine of speculative fiction from Musa Publishing, and he has also studied short fiction with Kristine Kathryn Rusch and Dean Wesley Smith.

For more information about his work, visit alistairainscott dot wordpress dot com.

If you liked this play, you might also like these other stories by Alistair Ainscott:

* The Flies Dropped Dead : A Short Novel
* Five Strange Obsessions: A Five Story Collection
* Captain Disaster and the Twin Terrors of Unholy Matrimony
* Tailor Maidens
* Occupy Stinking America

More books from Rapid-Dynamix Publishing

Cover of the book The Drill by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book The Thorns of My Flesh by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book Great Red by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book Between Grief and Remembrance by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book Feathers of Frost, Feathers of Flame by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book The Briarwood by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book Beyond Hubble's Shadows, the Daemon Darkness Lies by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book Maiden Voyage of the Pink Plastic Ponies by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book Fractured Boundaries: Five Tales of Shattered Reason by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book The Miles by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book A Criminal of the Near Future by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book Dark Prophets: Five Tales of Doomed Visionaries by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book Fevered Visions: Ten Tales from the Febrile Hinterlands of Reason by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book Five Crimes Against Literature by Alistair Ainscott
Cover of the book Nuclear Spring by Alistair Ainscott
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy