When I Am An Old Coot
Witticisms For People Who Refuse to Grow Old Gracefully
Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
| Author: | Roy English | ISBN: | 9781423613107 |
| Publisher: | Gibbs Smith | Publication: | January 19, 2001 |
| Imprint: | Gibbs Smith | Language: | English |
| Author: | Roy English |
| ISBN: | 9781423613107 |
| Publisher: | Gibbs Smith |
| Publication: | January 19, 2001 |
| Imprint: | Gibbs Smith |
| Language: | English |
When I am an Old Coot, I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again. So begins a mischievous look at growing older and making the most of it. With an irreverent perspective, this absolutely hilarious book contains witticisms like these: When I am an Old Coot: "I will call 'A Current Affair' and ask them how I can order one." "I will dawdle by the cleaning lady, pretend to stumble and grab her buttocks firmly."
When I am an Old Coot, I will wear funny hats and loud ties, flowered underwear and bright yellow suspenders. I will break all the silly, proper rules and be a kid again. So begins a mischievous look at growing older and making the most of it. With an irreverent perspective, this absolutely hilarious book contains witticisms like these: When I am an Old Coot: "I will call 'A Current Affair' and ask them how I can order one." "I will dawdle by the cleaning lady, pretend to stumble and grab her buttocks firmly."
