What Does the Early Worm Get?

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book What Does the Early Worm Get? by Carry Lada, Carry Lada
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Author: Carry Lada ISBN: 9781301297979
Publisher: Carry Lada Publication: January 4, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Carry Lada
ISBN: 9781301297979
Publisher: Carry Lada
Publication: January 4, 2013
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Buy this story, because it is fun. (:

Welcome to the lowbrow short story revolution.

Carry Lada's What Does the Early Worm Get?: (Short Fiction: approximately 2300 words)

Warning: This is intended for a mature audience. This story contains many slang words that may offend delicate ears.

Immerse your imagination into this silly story that will tickle your funny bone.

Quick, yummy, and probably not too good for you.

A worm, an aunt, a secret romance, a revolving door of boyfriends, and a very ugly social stigma.

What does this all mean?

Grab some nacho chips and relax. There is some cheesy fun waiting inside.

Less than the price of a bacon double cheeseburger and just as yummy. Also zero calories.

Four out of five pretentious people roll their eyes at my story.

A quick fix. The fast food equivalent of storytelling. (No MSG Added)

Lowbrow loveliness at its finest.

Enjoy this worm's love affair.

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

Buy this story, because it is fun. (:

Welcome to the lowbrow short story revolution.

Carry Lada's What Does the Early Worm Get?: (Short Fiction: approximately 2300 words)

Warning: This is intended for a mature audience. This story contains many slang words that may offend delicate ears.

Immerse your imagination into this silly story that will tickle your funny bone.

Quick, yummy, and probably not too good for you.

A worm, an aunt, a secret romance, a revolving door of boyfriends, and a very ugly social stigma.

What does this all mean?

Grab some nacho chips and relax. There is some cheesy fun waiting inside.

Less than the price of a bacon double cheeseburger and just as yummy. Also zero calories.

Four out of five pretentious people roll their eyes at my story.

A quick fix. The fast food equivalent of storytelling. (No MSG Added)

Lowbrow loveliness at its finest.

Enjoy this worm's love affair.

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