| Author: | MrK.Singh | ISBN: | 1230000203836 |
| Publisher: | self publication | Publication: | December 18, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | MrK.Singh |
| ISBN: | 1230000203836 |
| Publisher: | self publication |
| Publication: | December 18, 2013 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
Ref: VirginMari - teen&family/fiction/action-comedy/film/56Kwords/2012-19
This story is an almighty laugh !
This story can be best described a `sweet’ one about `the-birds-and-the-bees’ !
All three subjects know absolutely nothing about babies whatsoever but somehow one of them manages to get pregnant !
So can you figure out just how she got pregnant without having sex ?
If not give it a read.
It could be you !
Back to the story. Back in those days it was an embarrassing topic to discuss. The teachers thought it was the parents duty to teach their kids about babies. Whilst the parents thought it was the teachers job to teach them kids about reproduction.
So once a upon a time somewhere in the middle east there lived a couple trying for a baby. Eventually they sort help from an `expert’ ! After several sessions the so called `expert’ goes “Are you two having sex ?” ...... They replied “We thought you just had to cuddle for a baby !!!!”
So there you have it. If you dont teach them about reproduction they will never get pregnant ! Sounds like a great way of avoiding a record number teenage pregnancies thesedays. However in this story that is no so !
Sounds like a `right’ laugh !
In the story a teenage girl, Mari, gets pregnant but shes still a virgin ! Her overprotective dad, HandzOff, cant figure out just how it happened watching her 24/7 ! To make things a lot more exciting a third party, Jack, gives a helping help in the fertilisation ! Hes dressed out in a bees costume ! He unwittingly transferes the DNA material from one party to the other just like an insect. So dad has a complete breakdown. He ‘shrinks’ in both weight and height ! Meanwhile ‘Mari’ doesnt know what pregnancy is as know ones still not told her about it ! However her mum, Kirbi, cant stop laughing her head off ! Plus shes having the time of her life with a ‘virgin’ in the house who just happens to be called ‘Mari’ or better still a ‘Virgin-Mari’ ! Next thing you know pilgrims turn up looking to meet her in the flesh. On leaving they make a large donation. However once HandzOff discovers what his wife is up to he does an almighty U-turn where he ‘swells’ into something dead sexy ! Thats followed by a more twists-and-turns with a surprising ending.
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So I just happen to mention my story to my doctor.
They go
“What a great story !
What a brilliant idea !”
Then they continue with
“What about her dad ?”
I reply
“Hes gone bonkers.
Hes lost weight and height too !”
She was quite impressed with my story and it put a smile on her face.
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Read my other titles including ‘Bumble Jack’ which is a ‘right’ huge laugh ! Its about a handshake that leads to a pregnancy ! (Her poor dad, HandzOff !) Finally all the stories evolved from a metaphor as found in ‘The SubHuman’ which has also been rewritten in a positive light in ‘SuperSouls’ or in a negative one in ‘SubSouls’ ! The metaphor has been put into practice in ‘HandShakers’ . The stories are totally unique as they could never of been written without the metaphor.
Ref: VirginMari - teen&family/fiction/action-comedy/film/56Kwords/2012-19
This story is an almighty laugh !
This story can be best described a `sweet’ one about `the-birds-and-the-bees’ !
All three subjects know absolutely nothing about babies whatsoever but somehow one of them manages to get pregnant !
So can you figure out just how she got pregnant without having sex ?
If not give it a read.
It could be you !
Back to the story. Back in those days it was an embarrassing topic to discuss. The teachers thought it was the parents duty to teach their kids about babies. Whilst the parents thought it was the teachers job to teach them kids about reproduction.
So once a upon a time somewhere in the middle east there lived a couple trying for a baby. Eventually they sort help from an `expert’ ! After several sessions the so called `expert’ goes “Are you two having sex ?” ...... They replied “We thought you just had to cuddle for a baby !!!!”
So there you have it. If you dont teach them about reproduction they will never get pregnant ! Sounds like a great way of avoiding a record number teenage pregnancies thesedays. However in this story that is no so !
Sounds like a `right’ laugh !
In the story a teenage girl, Mari, gets pregnant but shes still a virgin ! Her overprotective dad, HandzOff, cant figure out just how it happened watching her 24/7 ! To make things a lot more exciting a third party, Jack, gives a helping help in the fertilisation ! Hes dressed out in a bees costume ! He unwittingly transferes the DNA material from one party to the other just like an insect. So dad has a complete breakdown. He ‘shrinks’ in both weight and height ! Meanwhile ‘Mari’ doesnt know what pregnancy is as know ones still not told her about it ! However her mum, Kirbi, cant stop laughing her head off ! Plus shes having the time of her life with a ‘virgin’ in the house who just happens to be called ‘Mari’ or better still a ‘Virgin-Mari’ ! Next thing you know pilgrims turn up looking to meet her in the flesh. On leaving they make a large donation. However once HandzOff discovers what his wife is up to he does an almighty U-turn where he ‘swells’ into something dead sexy ! Thats followed by a more twists-and-turns with a surprising ending.
----------------------------------------------------------------oOo----------------------------------------------------------------
So I just happen to mention my story to my doctor.
They go
“What a great story !
What a brilliant idea !”
Then they continue with
“What about her dad ?”
I reply
“Hes gone bonkers.
Hes lost weight and height too !”
She was quite impressed with my story and it put a smile on her face.
----------------------------------------------------------------oOo----------------------------------------------------------------
Read my other titles including ‘Bumble Jack’ which is a ‘right’ huge laugh ! Its about a handshake that leads to a pregnancy ! (Her poor dad, HandzOff !) Finally all the stories evolved from a metaphor as found in ‘The SubHuman’ which has also been rewritten in a positive light in ‘SuperSouls’ or in a negative one in ‘SubSouls’ ! The metaphor has been put into practice in ‘HandShakers’ . The stories are totally unique as they could never of been written without the metaphor.
