Vajazzled

Living the dream... a sly, sexy and scandalously satirical expose of the celebrity circus. She has been called a slut and a whore. A freak addicted to plastic surgery and self-mutilation. An attention-seeker, obsessed by fame. a gold-digger, a heartbreaker and, yes, the nation's sweetheart. She is both a dumb bimbo and an astute business woman. A female role-model and a national disgrace. Britannia in stilettos and a peephole bra. A madonna for the new millenium. Pole dancer, glamour model and britain's most envied wag, chastity is all this and more. From page 3 to rehab to woman of the year, this is her story.
Operating on a number of levels, the novel includes both a thoughtful critique of media culture and our obsession with celebrity alongside an unabashed emphasis on sex and raw humour. According to a four star hardcopy review on amazon, the novel is "a bawdy, funny and intelligent micky-take of celebrity culture - mercilessly skewering current 'icons' - spot the celebrity and have a laugh!"