Universally Yours, The Phoenix

2nd Edition ~ Introducing Jonathan Gold; he was humorous, happy-go-lucky, super-athletic, unusually handsome and warm-hearted; he naively thought he had it made, he thought everything was pulling together for his college future, going his way; soon to be decorated high school Sports Grad, class of 1982, those fabulous football scholarships kept coming in for the asking, all at his taking lining up, maybe even a great job at the Gym/Dojo he belonged to; it seemed ridiculous; how could something like this actually happen to him?

He, with all his martial arts trophy training and unheard of glorified health, how could he be shockingly shanghaied, subdued and shafted from his own bedroom in the middle of the night without being able to defend himself? Well, it sure did happen, and to him.

And then, waking up in a floppy fog, to see a husky, hulking, hairy kidnapper Bruce and his lovely latino-looking lady doctor Sheila, his cohort asking him such odd nonsensical personal questions? Was it just some haphazard undercover mix-up, a big, glaring mistake? It gets even stranger for him when he winds up once more waking up after a harrowing, burning ring caper to see the most gorgeous gal, Selene, staring down at him, one with such beautiful violet-hued eyes and platinum hair, just as he had? Was it just a dream?

Yet what they were being told about themselves by these mysterious abductors made it even more bizarre- and it takes an even more unbelievable turn when they are forced to take a very far, far away trip- and Jon wakes up even again somewhere else… with a funky piece of feather-light, haloed jewelry on his neck and some tunes and lyrics blaring that begins to change his entire life forever…