Unexpected

Hi. My name is Yvette and I am a world-class moron. Now, I’m not talking about just your average gap-toothed, thick-tongued, inbred dunderhead, here. I could be a super-hero of stupid. Oh, if you chanced upon me in the street, you might not intuit that I lacked sufficient brain cells to form a neo-cortex but the lamentable tale I’m about to unfold will leave you with very little room for deliberation.