Two Cons, Some Clowns, and a Cop

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
Cover of the book Two Cons, Some Clowns, and a Cop by Thomas P. Hanna, Thomas P. Hanna
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Thomas P. Hanna ISBN: 9781370514717
Publisher: Thomas P. Hanna Publication: August 9, 2016
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Thomas P. Hanna
ISBN: 9781370514717
Publisher: Thomas P. Hanna
Publication: August 9, 2016
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

When two convicts who were “volunteered” to do a messy clean-up in the home of a tycoon a state senator wants to cultivate are annoyingly mistreated they pretend to escape from a work detail to panic all those involved in illegally using and abusing them with the fear of official investigations and news attention.
The pair find a nearby shopping mall bustling with high school band competitors, pickpockets, Keystone Cops, circus clowns, and other clowns (some costumed, some not) that they end up trying to avoid, use, or hide behind - while repeatedly changing their appearance enough to avoid those looking for them.
There they must also deal with the bumbling cop who originally arrested them and who has a personal grudge against them for embarrassment he suffered because of how he did that.
The tycoon’s haughty elderly neighbor becomes a nuisance and then a threat so they engineer special payback for her.
The lives of the senator, the prison warden, the prison guard in charge of them, the tycoon, the pushy neighbor, and the cop will never be quite the same.

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

When two convicts who were “volunteered” to do a messy clean-up in the home of a tycoon a state senator wants to cultivate are annoyingly mistreated they pretend to escape from a work detail to panic all those involved in illegally using and abusing them with the fear of official investigations and news attention.
The pair find a nearby shopping mall bustling with high school band competitors, pickpockets, Keystone Cops, circus clowns, and other clowns (some costumed, some not) that they end up trying to avoid, use, or hide behind - while repeatedly changing their appearance enough to avoid those looking for them.
There they must also deal with the bumbling cop who originally arrested them and who has a personal grudge against them for embarrassment he suffered because of how he did that.
The tycoon’s haughty elderly neighbor becomes a nuisance and then a threat so they engineer special payback for her.
The lives of the senator, the prison warden, the prison guard in charge of them, the tycoon, the pushy neighbor, and the cop will never be quite the same.

More books from Thomas P. Hanna

Cover of the book Boobs by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book The Curse of Hairy Palms by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book Voops! Like Mother, Like Daughter by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book An Angel of Mercy by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book The D.O.W.N.E.R. Center by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book The Far-Out Show by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book "Surprise Moves" and Other Stories by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book Going Critical: How To and Why To Give and Take Proper Criticism by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book The Glory of St. Ebans by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book Dear Esteemed Customer Letters, Volume One by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book Holy Hostages! by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book "Hot Tub Powwow" and Other Stories by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book Scoundrels, Schemers, and Some Special People by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book "Funny Fungal Diplomacy" and Other Stories by Thomas P. Hanna
Cover of the book "Family Fake-Out" and Other Stories by Thomas P. Hanna
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy