The Ultimate Collection of Golf Jokes
Nonfiction, Entertainment, Theatre, Comedy, Humour & Comedy, Sports, Golf
| Author: | Zachary Howard | ISBN: | 1230000031540 |
| Publisher: | Axel Publishing | Publication: | November 20, 2012 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Zachary Howard |
| ISBN: | 1230000031540 |
| Publisher: | Axel Publishing |
| Publication: | November 20, 2012 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
This book includes several funny golf jokes such as:
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.
"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to
do the same thing."
5. Is he a Good Dentist?
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new
set of dentures in the morning.
His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that
so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"
"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a
shot," he said. "The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the
stomach. That," he added, "was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."
and so many more!
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This book includes several funny golf jokes such as:
The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.
"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to
do the same thing."
5. Is he a Good Dentist?
A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new
set of dentures in the morning.
His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that
so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"
"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a
shot," he said. "The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the
stomach. That," he added, "was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."
and so many more!
Scroll up... and click on "Buy Now" to deliver almost instantly to your Kobo or other reading device.
