The Miss Lucy Case Files #1: Miss Lucy and the Pussy Brigade

Miss Lucy dreaded training new agents in the field, more than almost anything else she had to do for the organization. This mission had already started off badly due to the fact she was retraining agent Buck Taggerty—or ‘the fool’ as she liked to call him. As handsome as the man was, he tended to do some fairly foolish things. Without a doubt, he was good at handling weapons and could be handy in a pinch, but Miss Lucy still cringed at the thought of dealing with him. The team was supposed to be working a simple retrieval case involving one little pussycat statue, but things went crazy to a slapstick comedy level. As serious as the case was, it would become legendary among the organization’s members for its comedic qualities. It soon became a rite of passage for new agents to read Miss Lucy’s account of the case without cracking a smile—none ever succeeded. There are even some people in the organization who enjoy reading about how romance bloomed on the case when Buck Taggerty met the love of his life.

Any thoughts Miss Lucy might’ve had that the two new agents-in-training might make up for Buck’s lack of skills were dashed when she met them. Leticia, her boss, had told her she’d be sending two burlesque showgirls to help on the case, so Miss Lucy thought she’d braced herself for every possibility. Upon meeting Ebony and Ivory, Miss Lucy realized she hadn’t prepared for ‘every possibility’. And Just when things couldn’t possibly get any stranger…they did.
The mission went on record as the zaniest, most hilarious case of Miss Lucy’s entire career. Her team went undercover at a burlesque theater in central Florida owned by a showgirl and her wheelchair-ridden, significantly older husband. The theater was located next to a retirement community filled with rather unique citizens. All of the crazy rumors regarding what may or may not have happened in the nursing home between the patients and some of the team members was finally confirmed in the case files; after said team members were assured immunity from any sort of prosecution. These case files also confirm the almost unbelievable supernatural aspects of the mission.

If anyone within the organization doubted the cats’ roles in what occurred during that mission, the file removes all doubt. The origins of the mysterious pussy brigade are also revealed in full detail. Often spoken about in whispers behind shadows, the full account of what transpired between Miss Lucy and the pussy brigade is spelled out in details even the greenest of recruits to the organization can understand. Miss Lucy had trained agents before, but this is the account of her first training mission under the new directive.