The Man Who's Had It All

What do you give a man who's had everything?

There are lots of benefits to being married to a hotwife. It's every guy's fantasy. Or rather, fantasies, a whole bunch of them rolled together, one after the other.

Then, one day when you think things couldn't possibly get any better than this, she says, "I think it must be your turn by now. Time for you to do something new. Fulfill a fantasy. So tell me: what would you like to do? No limits. What's your biggest fantasy?"

I don't know how to answer that. I've lived a full and rich life in my thirty-something years. I've been around. What do you offer a guy who's had everything?

"What do you want?" She's not going to let it go without an answer.

I shrug. "Surprise me," I say. "I want to be surprised."

I thought that was going to be impossible. How do you surprise a man like me?

I was wrong, of course. So very, very wrong.