The Little Book of Abuse
Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, Jokes & Riddles, General Humour
| Author: | Jasmine Birtles | ISBN: | 9780752228051 |
| Publisher: | Pan Macmillan | Publication: | January 26, 2012 |
| Imprint: | Boxtree | Language: | English |
| Author: | Jasmine Birtles |
| ISBN: | 9780752228051 |
| Publisher: | Pan Macmillan |
| Publication: | January 26, 2012 |
| Imprint: | Boxtree |
| Language: | English |
You've got clowns to the left of you, jokers to the right and you're stuck in the middle unable to shut them up. Well now you can with all the put-doen lines and smart comebacks in this book. If you're all stressed out and you've no one to choke, pick a line and use it next time you feel like you're just flypaper for freaks.
You'll find put-downs for men: 'I'm not your type. I have a pulse'; put-downs for women: 'Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?', and put-downs for any fool using up your air on this planet: ' I don't know what your problem is, but I'II bet it's hard to pronounce'.
Warning: Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
You've got clowns to the left of you, jokers to the right and you're stuck in the middle unable to shut them up. Well now you can with all the put-doen lines and smart comebacks in this book. If you're all stressed out and you've no one to choke, pick a line and use it next time you feel like you're just flypaper for freaks.
You'll find put-downs for men: 'I'm not your type. I have a pulse'; put-downs for women: 'Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?', and put-downs for any fool using up your air on this planet: ' I don't know what your problem is, but I'II bet it's hard to pronounce'.
Warning: Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
