Tall, Dark and Hairy

In the woods, no one can hear you sneeze...

Daisy Janney--college student and assistant mortician--can't wait to get out to the country to attend a music festival for spring break. Her favorite band Shizknit will be there. But so will the bugs. And the bathrooms at their campsite are just…wow. Then there's the secret war being waged by the wizards of the council and a mysterious group of creatures that look a whole lot like bigfoots (bigfeet?). Whatever they are, they seem to know something about Daisy that she doesn't, and they aren't telling. Now she's got to save an entire race of mythical--scratch that, very real but kind of smelly--creatures from the clutches of the deranged (and equally smelly) leader of the council, Caroline. If she plays her cards right, Janie might be able to stay alive…and she might even get to spend what's left of spring break getting to know the bass player for Shizknit a little better...