Stuck in Time at the Pool

My name is David McNutty, and time is my bitch. I've achieved a higher state of consciousness and can free myself from the illusory restraints that you chumps call time.

Of course, I use this to bang chicks. I made a withdrawal from my bank and crashed a private poolside party. And when these douchebags try to throw me shade, I freeze time and show Miami how to party. McNutty style.