Strain Your Gherkins

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
Cover of the book Strain Your Gherkins by Ethel Chop, Penguin Random House Australia
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Author: Ethel Chop ISBN: 9781742280080
Publisher: Penguin Random House Australia Publication: February 5, 2007
Imprint: Penguin eBooks Language: English
Author: Ethel Chop
ISBN: 9781742280080
Publisher: Penguin Random House Australia
Publication: February 5, 2007
Imprint: Penguin eBooks
Language: English

My name is Ethel Chop, and many things concern me: unemployment, incorrect bus timetables, and the fact that today's youth are all lazy and stupid.
This generous collection of wisdom from Ethel Chop offers more advice than you'll ever need on 'how to live new age without turning into a loopdeloo nutbag.' Learn how to: Look smart in neck-to-knee polyester: 'I not only look beaut, but I'm warm as toast, so I never get sick and I never get sick thoughts.'Cook meals on a tight budget: roadkill and riceBox ears with two tins of beetrootThrow a great party: always strain your gherkins.

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My name is Ethel Chop, and many things concern me: unemployment, incorrect bus timetables, and the fact that today's youth are all lazy and stupid.
This generous collection of wisdom from Ethel Chop offers more advice than you'll ever need on 'how to live new age without turning into a loopdeloo nutbag.' Learn how to: Look smart in neck-to-knee polyester: 'I not only look beaut, but I'm warm as toast, so I never get sick and I never get sick thoughts.'Cook meals on a tight budget: roadkill and riceBox ears with two tins of beetrootThrow a great party: always strain your gherkins.

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