Rio Retardo: My Struggle to Stay Mildly Sane in a Wildly Unsane World.

What meth-addicts, trailer trash and kiddie fiddlers are saying about Rio Retardo . . .

“Any one who would write this kinda crap--or any one who would actually read this kinda crap--should be quickly killed . . . or slowly tortured . . . or quickly tortured and slowly killed!” ---Loser #1

“Yeah, like, you know, I mean, like what is this dude trying to say? I mean, you know, like wow! He is reeeally down on pit bulls and old people and stuff. He hates perverts too.” ---Loser #2

What rocket scientists, brain surgeons and Mensa members are saying about Rio Retardo . . .
“Laughed my guts out. Couldn’t stop. Goodrich is a friggen genius.” --Winner #1
“Without a doubt, and beyond question, this is the greatest book ever penned by the hand of man. Buy a copy for each of your friends and family members! In fact, buy 5 for each of your friends, family members . . . even strangers.” ---Winner #2