Red

What's red? Blood? Roses? Wine? A dress? Lipstick? These stories have lots of red things in them. But nothing of any other color. There is a lot of red in these stories. You could say this book is red, redder or maybe even the reddest book that's ever been written. Meet the red dragon. Meet mean museum guard Toby. Meet the loves that were struck out of your life story by the red pencil of fate. Meet the red dragon on a trip to China. Meet the doctor who wears a red hat. And at the very end, meet a man who thought these red stories were stolen from him.

An excerpt from The Rooster Redd Show by R Toady:

The chemtrails are just crazy today, my eyes are freaking killing me, they must be redder than red. See, I knew it, there’s a plane now. Man, would you look at that chemtrail spread. Most people these days don’t want to hear about it. They’re content to just keep on living in their own little bubbles.
God it’s nice out though. Red roses everywhere, all these girls strutting through the park in their little dresses. Used to be women had some modesty but not anymore. God, would you look at Miss Thang in the little red skirt. Maybe it’s time to try Internet dating again. Gary keeps trying to get me to try but I just can't bring myself to do it. Not after last time.
Shit, smoke break’s over already. Can’t be late getting back, Toby is just dying for an excuse to rat me out. Dude needs to get a life.