Ralph Pincus, Occultist Extraordinaire
The World of Ralph Pincus, #1
Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Horror, Science Fiction & Fantasy
| Author: | Marcus Lambert | ISBN: | 9781386293682 |
| Publisher: | Marcus Lambert | Publication: | May 18, 2014 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Marcus Lambert |
| ISBN: | 9781386293682 |
| Publisher: | Marcus Lambert |
| Publication: | May 18, 2014 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
Christians, you have a new savior.
Don't worry. This one's Jewish too.
And his name is Ralph Pincus.
Ralph joins forces with an evangelical sorcerer and a noble vampire in order to save the world. The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out: Why does destiny's invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer? What is the secret shame of all vampires good and true? How can a viable online revenue stream for zombies be exploited? Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicorn?
All those questions and more will be answered as a Jewish guy saves Christmas.
Warning: This book contains sexually explicit content and graphic language. It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of 18.
Christians, you have a new savior.
Don't worry. This one's Jewish too.
And his name is Ralph Pincus.
Ralph joins forces with an evangelical sorcerer and a noble vampire in order to save the world. The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out: Why does destiny's invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer? What is the secret shame of all vampires good and true? How can a viable online revenue stream for zombies be exploited? Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicorn?
All those questions and more will be answered as a Jewish guy saves Christmas.
Warning: This book contains sexually explicit content and graphic language. It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of 18.
