| Author: | Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff | ISBN: | 9781934602249 |
| Publisher: | Glenneyre Press, LLC | Publication: | July 30, 2012 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff |
| ISBN: | 9781934602249 |
| Publisher: | Glenneyre Press, LLC |
| Publication: | July 30, 2012 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
Wanna know what's pissing me off today?
People who tweet about every little thing they do, Real estate agents who advertise on bus benches, Prius Drivers, Guys with toupees, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, Democrats, Republicans, Stupid people on Facebook, Stupid people in general!... The list goes on and on!
I’m equal opportunity offender Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff and I’m ready to open my big mouth and let the sh*t fly once again with another book of rants.
PORN vs CHICKEN is a collection of all-original and brand new MYN rants about the things in life that just get under your skin such as:
SOCIAL MEDIA
I'm sorry, but thanks to that Instagram of your cute cat picture, my signal-to-noise ratio is more diluted than a $9 cup of Dodger Stadium beer...
HOLLYWOOD
If you want to know why my soul cries itself to sleep from a hunger so deep that Jacques Cousteau once saw the Loch Ness Monster humping the wreck of the Titanic in it, please pan over to the smorgasbord of excrement Hollywood execs are throwing at us like monkeys flinging their poo...
THE “ONE PERCENT”
...as they're now commonly monikered, look down upon you with the kind of disdain usually only reserved for dogsh*t or any movie starring Adam Sandler. This is completely ironic; I heard the next Adam Sandler film actually won’t be distributed in theaters but will instead make its debut on the bottom of your shoe...
Plus for the first time anywhere, the full transcription of the PCH clazzic, THE INTERVIEW WITH JESUS.
And of course I try to settle once and for all, the great debate of our time PORN vs CHICKEN:
1. If you're starving to death and have your choice between chicken and porn, you'll still take a moment to think about it...
2. It’s rare to find German bondage chicken...
Oh, there’s plenty more in PORN vs CHICKEN to rankle your short hairs. So strap in or strap on...your choice, baby. I’m not here to chew bubble gum and blow rainbows up your a**. I’m here to f*cking rant.
Shall we?
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff is a bestselling and award-winning author living in Los Angeles who has been known to occasionally moonlight as a TV host, voice-over artist and rock journalist. A professional composer of music for television for many years, opportunity knocked and transformed him into a screen/TV writer and author featured on “Access Hollywood.” Then a podcast recorded in his car became a weeknightly drive-time radio show on Sirius Sateillite Radio. Playboy Magazine possibly said it best in an article about Mark that likened him to a combination of Howard Stern, Trey Parker and Jon Stewart.
Wanna know what's pissing me off today?
People who tweet about every little thing they do, Real estate agents who advertise on bus benches, Prius Drivers, Guys with toupees, John Boehner, Nancy Pelosi, Democrats, Republicans, Stupid people on Facebook, Stupid people in general!... The list goes on and on!
I’m equal opportunity offender Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff and I’m ready to open my big mouth and let the sh*t fly once again with another book of rants.
PORN vs CHICKEN is a collection of all-original and brand new MYN rants about the things in life that just get under your skin such as:
SOCIAL MEDIA
I'm sorry, but thanks to that Instagram of your cute cat picture, my signal-to-noise ratio is more diluted than a $9 cup of Dodger Stadium beer...
HOLLYWOOD
If you want to know why my soul cries itself to sleep from a hunger so deep that Jacques Cousteau once saw the Loch Ness Monster humping the wreck of the Titanic in it, please pan over to the smorgasbord of excrement Hollywood execs are throwing at us like monkeys flinging their poo...
THE “ONE PERCENT”
...as they're now commonly monikered, look down upon you with the kind of disdain usually only reserved for dogsh*t or any movie starring Adam Sandler. This is completely ironic; I heard the next Adam Sandler film actually won’t be distributed in theaters but will instead make its debut on the bottom of your shoe...
Plus for the first time anywhere, the full transcription of the PCH clazzic, THE INTERVIEW WITH JESUS.
And of course I try to settle once and for all, the great debate of our time PORN vs CHICKEN:
1. If you're starving to death and have your choice between chicken and porn, you'll still take a moment to think about it...
2. It’s rare to find German bondage chicken...
Oh, there’s plenty more in PORN vs CHICKEN to rankle your short hairs. So strap in or strap on...your choice, baby. I’m not here to chew bubble gum and blow rainbows up your a**. I’m here to f*cking rant.
Shall we?
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff is a bestselling and award-winning author living in Los Angeles who has been known to occasionally moonlight as a TV host, voice-over artist and rock journalist. A professional composer of music for television for many years, opportunity knocked and transformed him into a screen/TV writer and author featured on “Access Hollywood.” Then a podcast recorded in his car became a weeknightly drive-time radio show on Sirius Sateillite Radio. Playboy Magazine possibly said it best in an article about Mark that likened him to a combination of Howard Stern, Trey Parker and Jon Stewart.
