Pimping on the Pulpit

This story is based on ministers who teach false doctrines tricking people into believing things, which do not exist.

Ladies and gentlemen Let's have a real conversation about television preachers and the things they would do to get their hands in your pockets. Make no mistakes about this, not all of them are like that, but the majority of television preachers are out to get you for everything you own.

These are some of the methods they normally use to manipulate you into believing they are speaking the truth when in actuality they are just tricking you into believing something which doesn't exist. This is how the conversation normally begins. I believe there is a blessing somewhere out there waiting for you; you just have to be obedient to the voice of God. Then they would start quoting scriptures.

The only problem, is this, they are taking the word of God out of the right context and using it for their own selfish desire. This is normally how the rest of the conversation usually goes. We have millions of operators standing by waiting for your call. You are just one phone call away from receiving your overflow blessing; all you have to do is call 1800-000-0000 and give them your credit card or bank information.

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When they are finish manipulating you into making a large donation, then (they would) hit you with the next trick they have up their sleeve. If for some reason our the other you're feeling the Holy Spirit nagging at your heart urging you to make a next donation don't ignore it.

As soon as you're about to hang up the phone, these are some of the other strategies they would use to manipulate you into believing they are sanctified and filled with the Holy Ghosts. These are some of the

Words ministers normally use. Because of what you have done here today you're going to receive a tremendous amount of blessings. Moments after the minister’s finish speaking they normally put one of their sales representatives on the phone. We have prayer clot, CDs, DVDs and T-shirts available.

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When they are finished pushing their hands in your pockets, this is what they're going to say next.

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