Perjury and Prose

Ten years ago Auden Jones lost her hand, her husband, and most of her memories, but she's lucked into a pretty good second life. She managed to find the one place on earth where her symptoms are a plus. On stage the rude truths she utters are witty epigraphs, clever segues into the philosophy she invented while re-learning legs, lips, and the English language. She's just starting to feel at home when her vanished past comes slithering back, threatening everything she's worked to build.

Now she just needs a little more luck...
to keep her secret "hobby" out of the tabloids, to protect the sister who hates her, and to get her best friend back from the perfect, pouty-lipped nurse who's ripped him and his five-year-old daughter out of her life, just when she needs him most.