Author: | Goddess Pleasure | ISBN: | 9781310579394 |
Publisher: | Goddess Pleasure | Publication: | April 11, 2015 |
Imprint: | Smashwords | Language: | English |
Author: | Goddess Pleasure |
ISBN: | 9781310579394 |
Publisher: | Goddess Pleasure |
Publication: | April 11, 2015 |
Imprint: | Smashwords |
Language: | English |
An erotic comedy short story for adults only.
Dear Maud is seventy-one-years-old and hasn't indulged in the pleasures of sexual matters for many years. After her husband Norman passed away, and after pulling a muscle in her back when picking up a box of his stuff to give to charity, she's fed up of everything lately. A few weeks later, when relaxing in her comfortable armchair, Doris - her neighbour and good friend - teaches her how to use a computer in order to take her mind off matters. When surfing the internet one day, old Maud sees a mains-powered electrical vibrating massager in an online health and beauty shop and she purchases it immediately in order to relieve the pain and tension in her back muscles. She's never used one before and, after plugging it into a power socket in her bedroom and experiencing true and intense pleasure for the first time in her life, the massager drops out of her hand and into her lap. Then the fun REALLY begins... She not only begins a steamy and torrid affair with Doris, they both get it on with their postman, Stan, too and Maud's mind is not only distracted from pining over her late husband, her aching back improves dramatically. Best of all, her life becomes a hell of a lot more enjoyable again!
A very erotic and funny tale that'll be sure to titillate you no end, pardon the pun.
An erotic comedy short story for adults only.
Dear Maud is seventy-one-years-old and hasn't indulged in the pleasures of sexual matters for many years. After her husband Norman passed away, and after pulling a muscle in her back when picking up a box of his stuff to give to charity, she's fed up of everything lately. A few weeks later, when relaxing in her comfortable armchair, Doris - her neighbour and good friend - teaches her how to use a computer in order to take her mind off matters. When surfing the internet one day, old Maud sees a mains-powered electrical vibrating massager in an online health and beauty shop and she purchases it immediately in order to relieve the pain and tension in her back muscles. She's never used one before and, after plugging it into a power socket in her bedroom and experiencing true and intense pleasure for the first time in her life, the massager drops out of her hand and into her lap. Then the fun REALLY begins... She not only begins a steamy and torrid affair with Doris, they both get it on with their postman, Stan, too and Maud's mind is not only distracted from pining over her late husband, her aching back improves dramatically. Best of all, her life becomes a hell of a lot more enjoyable again!
A very erotic and funny tale that'll be sure to titillate you no end, pardon the pun.