My Only Crime Was Being Born, Vol. 3

I have always liked to write. I actually had my first published article in Railroad Model Craftsman magazine in July, 1963 when I was 16 years old (I said 18 in earlier volumes but it had to be 16.). You could look it up. Reading and writing have been my two passions most of my life since with my wonderful Asperger's Syndrome I wasn't exactly a social butterfly; I was more like a social Caterpillar. Unfortunately I haven't got into the butterfly phase even to this day.
Actually a lot of what you are reading about the author in this section comes from Volume 1 of my autobiography because basically the author hasn't changed so a lot of the information is pretty much the same as written in Volume 1. Besides so few people bought Volume 1 that this is virtually new material, I hope that isn't true for Volume 3. Again like in Volume 3 like in Volume 2, I am plagiarizing lots of the ‘About the Author’ for two reasons: 1) the information is the same because it’s about the same Jeffee you read about in Volume 1 & 2 (I didn’t feel comfortable forcing anybody to have to go through this – you didn’t see Frodo hand the ring off to some other stiff in Volume 2 or 3 of the Lord of the Rings did you?
I still spend most of my life alone reading books because I don’t have any book tours or book signing to go too unfortunately? (How the hell do you do a book signing for an eBook? I've had some great friends of my life but unfortunately they're all gone right now; you'll read about some of them in this book. You gonna go with the flow when you play the cards life deals you. (Though I do feel like folding with the 2-3 I got dealt!)
You'll see from reading this book that I had a very interesting two years with Army Audit Agency in Michigan (no, I don’t wish again I was back in Michigan!). My hope is that like J. R. R. R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings, you will buy all three volumes; if you buy all three volumes I know I will make more money and I am not a math major!
My work career has been basically screwed up ever since I first got my first job. You'll see I’m able to fill the many pages of Volume 3 of this autobiography because just so much weird ass stuff happens to me and I just love to share it.
Also you will get to read about many other crappy jobs I had in my life besides the Army. Basically it is fair to say I have never had the ideal job I would like to have at any point in my life. Actually the current government job I have now is probably the best one I've ever had but again it's far from my ideal job. Actually you are getting a taste of my ideal job reading this book because my ideal job would be to be a full-time writer of nonfiction books, essays, my opinions on things, my autobiography.
You cannot believe how difficult it is for me to even give my help away for free but I'll keep trying because that's my nature. Even though I have wonderful Asperger's Syndrome and I am a big introvert, my driving passion in life has always been to help other people and I will keep doing that until the day they put me under. Actually they won't put me under for a while because I donated my body to the University of Texas to help medical students learn how to cut people open and they use your body for about five years before they finally cremate you.
So read this book and laugh or cry or say thank God I didn't live most of his life and all of them will be correct. Like I said I'm a writing junkie so this book is about 200 pages in Word, God knows how many pages the book is gonna be when it goes e-book style.