| Author: | Hayley Long | ISBN: | 9780330510400 |
| Publisher: | Pan Macmillan | Publication: | July 3, 2009 |
| Imprint: | Macmillan Children's Books | Language: | English |
| Author: | Hayley Long |
| ISBN: | 9780330510400 |
| Publisher: | Pan Macmillan |
| Publication: | July 3, 2009 |
| Imprint: | Macmillan Children's Books |
| Language: | English |
My name is Lottie Biggs and in three weeks time, I will be fifteen years old. At school, most people call me Lottie Not-Very-Biggs. I’ve never found this particularly funny . . . My current hair colour is Melody Deep Plum which is not as nice as Melody Forest Flame but definitely better than the dodgy custard colour I tried last week . . .
And this is my book – it’s about important things like boys and shoes and polo-neck knickers and rescuing giraffes and NOT fancying Gareth Stingecombe (even though he has manly thighs) and hanging-out with your best friend having A BLATANTLY FUNNY TIME. It is definitely not about sitting in wardrobes or having a mental disturbance of any kind!
Painfully honest and laugh-so-hard-you-forget-to-breathe funny.
The wit of Louise Rennison with the depth of Jacqueline Wilson.
My name is Lottie Biggs and in three weeks time, I will be fifteen years old. At school, most people call me Lottie Not-Very-Biggs. I’ve never found this particularly funny . . . My current hair colour is Melody Deep Plum which is not as nice as Melody Forest Flame but definitely better than the dodgy custard colour I tried last week . . .
And this is my book – it’s about important things like boys and shoes and polo-neck knickers and rescuing giraffes and NOT fancying Gareth Stingecombe (even though he has manly thighs) and hanging-out with your best friend having A BLATANTLY FUNNY TIME. It is definitely not about sitting in wardrobes or having a mental disturbance of any kind!
Painfully honest and laugh-so-hard-you-forget-to-breathe funny.
The wit of Louise Rennison with the depth of Jacqueline Wilson.
