Lost in a Text Message

It's funny we can hardly keep up with technology, let alone the language that comes with it ... desktop computers, laptops, smartphones, PDAs, mobile phones, push to talk phones ... just to name a few. All of these instruments have one common tread - communicating with love ones and friends using text messaging.
Have you ever gotten a message or email you didn't understand and you were left scratching your head? What does that mean? Better yet, you are forced to ask your kids what it means.
So go ahead, glean the pages ahead, you will get an idea what your kids and friends are trying to tell you so you won't be ..... Lost In A Text Message.