Laughing IS Conceivable: From "End of School" to "Back-to-School"

So, school's over... and...so... now what? Do they go to camp? Even if they do, there's that black hole between when camp ends & school starts. Of course they'll expect me to entertain them...constantly. There's local stuff to do. Fairs & stuff. And then, oh wow look at that... it's Back-to-School time again: Shoe shopping with triplet fourth graders: Six feet to find shoes for that won't be ruined before the first day of school.. & clothes shopping... & dentist appointments... & physicals... & haircuts... Then the dreaded annual scavenger hunt for school supplies (most of which will never get used), meet-the-teachers, carpooling / bus issues.... It's no wonder there's a spike in parental strokes in the weeks before the first day of school.... I mean, there must be. Don't you think?