Kick It To The Shithouse

From the MCG to the SCG, from golf courses and racetracks, from boxing rings to tennis courts and beyond come the best witticisms, piss-takes, putdowns and observations to ever cross the lips of our favourite players, coaches, commentators and competitors. 'As you slide down the banister of life, you are bound to pick up a splinter or two in your arse.' Vic Rail, horse trainer