How to Be Orange

An Alternative Dutch Assimilation Course

Nonfiction, Entertainment, Humour & Comedy, General Humour
Cover of the book How to Be Orange by Gregory Shapiro, XPat Scriptum Publishers
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Gregory Shapiro ISBN: 9789055949250
Publisher: XPat Scriptum Publishers Publication: March 1, 2014
Imprint: XPat Scriptum Publishers Language: English
Author: Gregory Shapiro
ISBN: 9789055949250
Publisher: XPat Scriptum Publishers
Publication: March 1, 2014
Imprint: XPat Scriptum Publishers
Language: English
Gregory Shapiro – the American Netherlander – brings you a must-have alternative to the Dutch assimilation course. What is the true Dutch identity? Shapiro shares his hilariously clumsy assimilation into Dutch culture and blasts some well-known stereotypes along the way. The book includes questions from the real Dutch Assimilation Exam, whose logic Shapiro delightfully dissects to reveal the Dutch identity they’d rather you didn’t know. How to Be Orange includes a photo essay of the most awkward Dutch product names and is illustrated by award-winning cartoonist Floor de Goede.

How to Be Orange makes you redefine the Holland you thought you knew. Shapiro examines the dialogue from Pulp Fiction to find out how many ‘little differences’ have changed. He asks ‘If Holland is the Drug Capital of the world, why is it so hard to get antibiotics?’ And Shapiro tells how the Dutch tradition of Zwarte Piet made his children into little racists.


If you’re looking for an official guide to Dutch culture, this is not it. If you’re looking for one man’s completely subjective and utterly biased impression of Dutch culture, this book is for you.

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Gregory Shapiro – the American Netherlander – brings you a must-have alternative to the Dutch assimilation course. What is the true Dutch identity? Shapiro shares his hilariously clumsy assimilation into Dutch culture and blasts some well-known stereotypes along the way. The book includes questions from the real Dutch Assimilation Exam, whose logic Shapiro delightfully dissects to reveal the Dutch identity they’d rather you didn’t know. How to Be Orange includes a photo essay of the most awkward Dutch product names and is illustrated by award-winning cartoonist Floor de Goede.

How to Be Orange makes you redefine the Holland you thought you knew. Shapiro examines the dialogue from Pulp Fiction to find out how many ‘little differences’ have changed. He asks ‘If Holland is the Drug Capital of the world, why is it so hard to get antibiotics?’ And Shapiro tells how the Dutch tradition of Zwarte Piet made his children into little racists.


If you’re looking for an official guide to Dutch culture, this is not it. If you’re looking for one man’s completely subjective and utterly biased impression of Dutch culture, this book is for you.

More books from General Humour

Cover of the book Branis by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book Plage Laval by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book Mamilou et Grand-père en short autour du monde - 3 by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Jingle Bell Christmas by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book Beim Zwiebeln des Häuters by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book One Hundred Funnyish Jokes by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book まえむきッ 星うらない by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book Playbook o manual da conquista by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book Top Gear: Motor Mania by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book Year-In-Review: The Entirely True Histories of a Perfectly Wretched Family by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book Internet Dating 101: It's Complicated . . . But It Doesn't Have To Be by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book Getting Off Escalators - Volume 1 by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book Not in My Name by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book Facing the Truth by Gregory Shapiro
Cover of the book If Someone Says "You Complete Me," RUN! by Gregory Shapiro
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy