Growing Up As Lizzy: The 'Real' Pride and Prejudice, A Parody

LIZZY BENNET HAS A SECRET and how Elizabeth Bennett became the most unlikely wife of Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy is revealed in this tale of the heretofore unknown erotic world and behind-the-scenes sexual peccadilloes involved in Lizzy’s journey from the obscurity of Longbourn to become mistress of fabled estate of Pemberly. Shocking details are revealed for the first time in Lizzy’s own words – the untold story of sex and intrigue behind the Jane Austen classic romance, “Pride and Prejudice.” It is a new take (one with an erotic tongue in cheek) on the saga of Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy as the bedroom drapes are pulled aside to reveal a romance of a different kind.  The sharp-tongued, quick-witted Austen heroine carried on with Charlotte Lucas before ever encountering the mysterious Mr. Darcy and the rakish Mr. Wickham as en eligible Bennett daughter. In this story she also uncovers the secret life of Mr. Darcy and his friend Mr. Bingley and forms a special fondness for Georgiana Darcy after coming to Pemberly. (A parody: Apologies to Miss Austen.)