Full Frontal Stupidity

Fiction & Literature, Humorous
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Author: Barry Parham ISBN: 9781476216300
Publisher: Barry Parham Publication: April 27, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition Language: English
Author: Barry Parham
ISBN: 9781476216300
Publisher: Barry Parham
Publication: April 27, 2012
Imprint: Smashwords Edition
Language: English

Praise for Full Frontal Stupidity

"Parham is at the very top echelon of American humorists, equal to Dave Barry or David Sedaris on their best day."
Linton Robinson (Editor, My Funny Valentine)

Humor columnist Barry Parham is back, launching his latest salvo of hilarious, thought-provoking, take-no-prisoners observations.

on being single…
"Single guys buy milk in small, manageable doses, as if they were bringing home work, or morals. It would never cross a single guy's mind to buy an entire gallon of anything, much less some expiring liquid that can mutate into something that smells like Detroit looks."

on auto racing…
"I'm the first to admit that racing takes talent...not to mention bravery. But, there's bravery involved in putting your hand on a hot stove, too. Sadly, though, after you're done with the stove, there's nothing much left but discipline, and learning to write with your other hand."

on politics…
"Contestant #3 was unable to make it, but he did swing by and vote "Present" so we would validate his parking, and he would like to remind our studio audience that was for showing up before he was against it."

Includes these award-winning stories!
Skirts vs. Skins
Scenes From a Maul

Cover design by Mike Beckom

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Praise for Full Frontal Stupidity

"Parham is at the very top echelon of American humorists, equal to Dave Barry or David Sedaris on their best day."
Linton Robinson (Editor, My Funny Valentine)

Humor columnist Barry Parham is back, launching his latest salvo of hilarious, thought-provoking, take-no-prisoners observations.

on being single…
"Single guys buy milk in small, manageable doses, as if they were bringing home work, or morals. It would never cross a single guy's mind to buy an entire gallon of anything, much less some expiring liquid that can mutate into something that smells like Detroit looks."

on auto racing…
"I'm the first to admit that racing takes talent...not to mention bravery. But, there's bravery involved in putting your hand on a hot stove, too. Sadly, though, after you're done with the stove, there's nothing much left but discipline, and learning to write with your other hand."

on politics…
"Contestant #3 was unable to make it, but he did swing by and vote "Present" so we would validate his parking, and he would like to remind our studio audience that was for showing up before he was against it."

Includes these award-winning stories!
Skirts vs. Skins
Scenes From a Maul

Cover design by Mike Beckom

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