Elvirus: Elvi-Geddon, Dawn of the Elvi Invasion
Fiction & Literature, Humorous, Horror, Science Fiction & Fantasy
| Author: | Dave Ehlert | ISBN: | 9781311047281 |
| Publisher: | Dave Ehlert | Publication: | August 25, 2014 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition | Language: | English |
| Author: | Dave Ehlert |
| ISBN: | 9781311047281 |
| Publisher: | Dave Ehlert |
| Publication: | August 25, 2014 |
| Imprint: | Smashwords Edition |
| Language: | English |
The story of an insidious plot to infect the world's population with a mutant gene that causes ordinary people to become Elvis Impersonators. In 1965, twelve years before Elvis Presley met his untimely death, there were only a hundred Elvis Impersonators World-wide. In 2017, the 40th anniversary of the King’s death, estimates are that there will be over 100,000 of these misguided, often musically challenged and most always psychologically damaged creatures. Never before has society witnessed such a rapid growth in a segment of society heretofore thought of as benign although highly nauseating to normal folks. The explosion in the population of these ersatz “Kings of Rock n’ Roll” has inspired social forensic scientists to theorize what caused this phenomenon. What they found is both surprising and disturbing.
Documents have revealed that the source of the problem can be traced back to the spread of a mutant organism starting with the million plus visitors to Graceland in the aftermath of his death and continuing to this day. Graceland has been established as being second only to the White House in most visited personal residences. This organism finds a host in these myriads and, those infected become “carriers” of the gene. When the “carrier” passes that virus laden gene onto a susceptible victim, the victim has no choice but to become an Elvis Impersonator. One telling event showing the sinister nature of the progression was a macabre “Elvis Happening” during the Bi-Centennial Celebration when 200 Elvis Impersonators were crammed on a barge floating down the Potomac. Where on earth was the CDC? The sinking of that mutant gene carrying barge would have been worth a million vaccinations! As the situation gets worse the outbreak of Elvis Zombies intensifies and Elvi are replicating, spawning hot spots of Elvi popping up all over the world. Just watching an Elvi sing could risk coming in contact with the mutant gene and becoming one of the Elvi Zombies. Will this continue until every last person on earth surrenders to Elviurs? Who or what can defeat this menace? As you sit feeling safe in your home, can you feel the effects of Elvirus? Have you been humming an Elvis song as you read this?
The story of an insidious plot to infect the world's population with a mutant gene that causes ordinary people to become Elvis Impersonators. In 1965, twelve years before Elvis Presley met his untimely death, there were only a hundred Elvis Impersonators World-wide. In 2017, the 40th anniversary of the King’s death, estimates are that there will be over 100,000 of these misguided, often musically challenged and most always psychologically damaged creatures. Never before has society witnessed such a rapid growth in a segment of society heretofore thought of as benign although highly nauseating to normal folks. The explosion in the population of these ersatz “Kings of Rock n’ Roll” has inspired social forensic scientists to theorize what caused this phenomenon. What they found is both surprising and disturbing.
Documents have revealed that the source of the problem can be traced back to the spread of a mutant organism starting with the million plus visitors to Graceland in the aftermath of his death and continuing to this day. Graceland has been established as being second only to the White House in most visited personal residences. This organism finds a host in these myriads and, those infected become “carriers” of the gene. When the “carrier” passes that virus laden gene onto a susceptible victim, the victim has no choice but to become an Elvis Impersonator. One telling event showing the sinister nature of the progression was a macabre “Elvis Happening” during the Bi-Centennial Celebration when 200 Elvis Impersonators were crammed on a barge floating down the Potomac. Where on earth was the CDC? The sinking of that mutant gene carrying barge would have been worth a million vaccinations! As the situation gets worse the outbreak of Elvis Zombies intensifies and Elvi are replicating, spawning hot spots of Elvi popping up all over the world. Just watching an Elvi sing could risk coming in contact with the mutant gene and becoming one of the Elvi Zombies. Will this continue until every last person on earth surrenders to Elviurs? Who or what can defeat this menace? As you sit feeling safe in your home, can you feel the effects of Elvirus? Have you been humming an Elvis song as you read this?
