Do: Funny Short Stories of Misadventure and Mayhem

Do More: More Funny Stories of Misadventure and Mishap

What happens when a guy born in Texas joins the Marine Corps, moves to New York, then Los Angeles where he buys a monkey? This collection of humorous stories takes you on an entertaining journey.Do chronicles my misadventures and turns them into life’s sweetest moments. 

When you need a place to escape the stress of your day, grab my book and let these stories make you laugh out loud. 

“Greg’s wacky stories are my main inspiration.” Donald Trump’s hairdresser 

*“If I’d known the cruise was going to run long, I’d of packed Greg’s book.” *Gilligan 

*“Wow, a life that actually means something. “ *Every Kardashian 

In my life, truth is funnier than fiction. I got out of Lubbock, Texas as soon as I realized that I could walk. Joining the Marines seemed like the best place for an awkward, skinny teenager – what could go wrong? A lot. Next I conquered New York City without riding a subway, played a Doctor on a soap opera, and then hit Hollywood in time for there no jobs due to a writer’s strike. So I bought a monkey. 

Wonder why you don’t make chili before an earthquake? How about what to do when lockjaw sets in? I’ll tell you about snacks on a plane, what not to do in Italy, and the best ride to avoid at Disney World. The world is our oyster -- and while I didn’t eat the first oyster, I bravely bare my soul. Note to self: remember to grab pants.  
 

About Greg Cope White

Greg is an author, television writer, blogger, world traveler, and inveterate bon vivant. He’s a former sergeant in the U.S. Marine Corps. A bi-coastal, polo-playing, sixth-generation Texan with a voracious appetite for life, Greg contributes to  *The Huffington Post *and  *The Good Men Project *. He served six years in the Marines. His memoir,  *The Pink Marine *, is optioned for television. He cooks on television, and you can watch him on Cooking Channel's food and travel show Unique Sweets.