Diary of Little Miss Muffet - Fractured Fairy Tales
Kids, Fiction, Fairy Tales, Teen, Fantasy and Magic, Fiction - YA
| Author: | B.D. Knight | ISBN: | 9781497774070 |
| Publisher: | B.D. Knight | Publication: | April 23, 2013 |
| Imprint: | Language: | English |
| Author: | B.D. Knight |
| ISBN: | 9781497774070 |
| Publisher: | B.D. Knight |
| Publication: | April 23, 2013 |
| Imprint: | |
| Language: | English |
Little Miss Muffet was not very happy when she found out Little Red Riding Hood had dissed her in her diary. In Miss Muffet's words . . .
. . . .
"Yes I am writing a diary. I know Little Red Riding Hood wrote one. It’s supposed to be secret but I found out about it. I won’t say how but I know what she wrote.
First of all I didn’t like the fact that she called me pretentious. What is with her? I’m called Miss Muffet and she thinks that makes me uppity? Give me a break.
I don’t know my first name. Alright? I don’t have parents. They got eaten by a wolf or something. No one will tell me the story. But my grandparents always called me Little Miss Muffet. Or Missy for short.
Does that make me pretentious? I think not. If Red took time to find that out she might not have been such a jerk."
. . . . .
Things are heating up in Fairy Tale Land.
Little Miss Muffet was not very happy when she found out Little Red Riding Hood had dissed her in her diary. In Miss Muffet's words . . .
. . . .
"Yes I am writing a diary. I know Little Red Riding Hood wrote one. It’s supposed to be secret but I found out about it. I won’t say how but I know what she wrote.
First of all I didn’t like the fact that she called me pretentious. What is with her? I’m called Miss Muffet and she thinks that makes me uppity? Give me a break.
I don’t know my first name. Alright? I don’t have parents. They got eaten by a wolf or something. No one will tell me the story. But my grandparents always called me Little Miss Muffet. Or Missy for short.
Does that make me pretentious? I think not. If Red took time to find that out she might not have been such a jerk."
. . . . .
Things are heating up in Fairy Tale Land.
